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And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
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Hi! Thanks for all you do! Do you have any recs for short (like less than 5k words) fics with the ottawa centaurs group chat? Who doesn't love a texting fic?!
I love a good texting fic!
Honestly, that is probably why I took so long with this because I either have shared many of the fics I already like or I use them for different asks. Since these are all under 5k words, I kept the commentary on these pretty short. There is only so much I can share without spoiling it, and I hope you enjoy all of these!
These all contain spoilers for the book The Long Game
8 Texts from Ilya β€οΈ by fffpppp
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
Shane Hollander-Rozanov β @shanehollander 8:56 a.m. [Paris] π I have been asked many times what itβs like being married to Ilya Rozanov. Iβll give you all a snippet of the texts he sends me. OR Shane's flight from Paris is delayed, and he's hungry, tired, and missing his husband. He decides to give the world an idea of what it's like to be married to the #1 chaos gremlin of the league through Ilya's no-context texts.
In my opinion, this is more of a social media ask, but I think it fits this ask really well.
in case of emergency, please call by whorecoded
General Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
Bood: I still think it smells fishy Barrett: What could he possibly be covering up that he needs to put Hollanderβs mom as his emergency contact for Bood: Idk Bood: Maybe a secret child or something Dillon: How would that work Bood: Or maybe he IS the secret child Barrett: What.
Unlike the other fics on this list, this one does not directly involve either Shane or Ilya. I really enjoyed having a different perspective on these types of fics.
This author posts social media au posts on tumblr @hrsocials so go support them!
party planning by some1_around
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
Zane Boodram tries to plan his next barbecue. Ilya Rozanov refuses to let anyone know peace. Shane suffers in silence (mostly). A Centaurs texting fic.
This one is very short, but the coding in it is very cool.
Ilya added Shane to "Cens" by SuddenlyLaury
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Bood wake up new @Boodram_32 insta post just dropped Luca i saw it. smash next question Hayes DAMN LUCA Luca iβm so sorry that was out of line forget I ever said that like actually Bood hey guys remember when Luca thought βsmash next questionβ was the worst thing this chat has ever seen
This is a cute snapshot into their lives.
crash out by UglyGreenJacket
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
Shane: All this hiding, and we canβt even be together when it really matters? Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. Iβm coming to Florida. Shane: I choose you. Always. Ilya: I love you. Shane: I love you, too. Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come? Ilya: Fuck no. Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry. Shane: Iβll tell the pilot to fly faster β€οΈ Iβm paying him enough. Shane: Donβt drink too much, because weβre going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I canβt have your dick going limp on me. Ilya: He would NEVER. Shane: β€οΈ __________ Troy: Holy shit. Troy: HOLY SHIT. Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed. Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.
This fic is mostly from the pov of Troy. After this one, I realized I really need to read more fics with a Troy pov because this was such a fun fic. This fic features Shane and Ilya coming out to the Centaurs, and I really like how it was done.
This author is on tumblr @uglygreenjacket so go support them!
Happy Birthday, Ilya by UglyGreenJacket
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz! Bood: Happy birthday, Cap! Barrett: Happy birthday!! Dykstra: Itβs your birthday! Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet β€οΈ Ilya: Well, itβs not, so your wishes mean nothing. Bood: Okay. Well. Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today. Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you? Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so. Barrett: Oh, goody. Ilya: My husband. Ilya: Shane Hollander. Ilya: The supposed love of my life. Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets. Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog. Ilya: Forgot my birthday.
I was just about to post this, but I saw this come across my dashboard, and I knew I had to add it to this. I loved this fic, and I am grateful that I kinda procrastinated this post.
This is another one by @uglygreenjacket so go support them!
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Do you have a list of fanfics where Ilya assures Shane that being boring is a good thing despite what Shane hears from everyone else in his life?
I have a few (:
Boring As A Petname
π BoringΒ | 1.6k
Spending time at Shane's cottage, Ilya learns that boring isn't so bad.
π Boring canadiansΒ | 1.6k
Shane and Ilya explore kinks, but find out they enjoy boring, vanilla sex.
π Shane Hollanderβs Skincare Routine (An allegory for control?) | 1.8k
Shane likes rules and routines. After he and Ilya move in together he begins to wonder if some of them might be too much.
π Later, When It Gets Dark, We Go HomeΒ | 2.1k
Shane suggests Ilya doesn't like boring things. Ilya corrects the record
π A Boring Hockey BookΒ | 2.4k
Ilya swings by a local bookstore in Edmonton to get a boring hockey book for Shane, and is delighted to get recommendations for sexy gay hockey books
π not-so-boring shane hollanderΒ | 2.5k
Β Ilya wants to know what Scott Hunter said, but mostly he just wants to get on Shane's nervesΒ
π and there's this big elastic band that pulls you back to meΒ | 2.8k
5 times Ilya gets turned on by Shane being boring + 1 time Shane lets him do something about it
π All the Things UnsaidΒ | 3.5k
Shane gets called βboring.β Ilya makes it worse by playing along.
π boring? never heard of itΒ | 3.5k
Shane thinks Ilya finds their sex life boring. Ilya thinks he's insane. They fuck about it.
π Boring | 4.2k
Shane worries that their sex life might grow too boring for Ilya. He decides to try something new.
π Boring Can Be GoodΒ | 4.4k
π Ilya doesn't usually do boring, but when a recurring customer catches his attention he finds out that maybe, just maybe, boring isn't so bad.
π just call me boring barbieΒ | 4.7k
years after him and Ilya got together, Shane starts to resent the 'boring' banter
π The Reassuring Quiet of Boring Days | 4.8k
π Ilya calls Shane "boring". It's a joke, it has been for years. One night, alone in bed while his husband is out partying, Shane wonders if it could be more than that.
π Plain JaneΒ | 4.9k
Ilya feels many things at the very idea of his relationship with Shane being called boring. Do not get Ilya wrong; he loves boring. Boring Shane Hollander with his weak backhand, pretty freckles, and a blush that covers his entire chest when he cries after Ilya makes him cum for a fourth time that night. But boring sex life? With his Jane? He settles on being mortally offended and scowls at his laughing teammates.
π more than just bend the rulesΒ | 4.9k
Shane's boring, and Ilya's gotta fuck him about it
π Boring is in soft covers and a pretty boy with frecklesΒ | 5.0k
5 moments where Ilya teases Shane about being boring not knowing that Shane felt hurt + 1 moment where he explains that he loves boring
π shane hollander is not boringΒ | 5.5k
Shane wasn't one for kinky sex. The only slightly kinky thing about him was the dildo he kept hidden away, and that was rarely used. That was, until Ilya came along, and his algorithm fed him a one-second clip of a man wearing a collar and leash.
π Funny How It Found UsΒ | 5.8k
π The 5 times Shane and Ilya share a domestically boring task together for the first time
π Read to MeΒ | 6.3k
Ilya has a kink that is *not* about Shane reading.
π plain janeΒ | 7.7k
3 times Ilya uses the phrase plain jane after finding out about it, and 1 time Shane turns it back on him
π Lay Me Down On the Altar, and Forevers What Iβll Vow | 8.1k
βAm I too boring for you?β
π oh to see without my eyes (the first time that you kissed me)Β | 9.6k
Shane Hollander thinks heβs boring and that he doesnβt deserve ilyaβs love and affection cue a subdrop and ilyaβs soft side greeting the world
π isn't he boring?Β | 10.9k
Shane decides to invite JJ, Hayden, and Jackie over to the cottage to have a day to themselves and to introduce them to Ilya off the ice. They're mostly on the same page now, only, Ilya won't stop calling Shane "boring", and Shane doesn't know what to make of that, nor does he know how to ask about it himself. Things are pleasant, if awkward, until Hayden and JJ catch wind of Ilya's penchant for the (endearing?) quip and confront him, unaware that Shane can hear. But how will Ilya justify himself, when he thinks that Shane isn't around?
π hanging by a momentΒ | 187k
Shane asked Ilya once how you know when it's the right person. Ilya described Shane to him, and Shane didn't recognise himself.
If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:
Make sure to check out other fic rec request here -> Requested Lists
Do you have a list of fanfics where Ilya assures Shane that being boring is a good thing despite what Shane hears from everyone else in his life?
I have a few (:
Boring As A Petname
π BoringΒ | 1.6k
Spending time at Shane's cottage, Ilya learns that boring isn't so bad.
π Boring canadiansΒ | 1.6k
Shane and Ilya explore kinks, but find out they enjoy boring, vanilla sex.
π Shane Hollanderβs Skincare Routine (An allegory for control?) | 1.8k
Shane likes rules and routines. After he and Ilya move in together he begins to wonder if some of them might be too much.
π Later, When It Gets Dark, We Go HomeΒ | 2.1k
Shane suggests Ilya doesn't like boring things. Ilya corrects the record
π A Boring Hockey BookΒ | 2.4k
Ilya swings by a local bookstore in Edmonton to get a boring hockey book for Shane, and is delighted to get recommendations for sexy gay hockey books
π not-so-boring shane hollanderΒ | 2.5k
Β Ilya wants to know what Scott Hunter said, but mostly he just wants to get on Shane's nervesΒ
π and there's this big elastic band that pulls you back to meΒ | 2.8k
5 times Ilya gets turned on by Shane being boring + 1 time Shane lets him do something about it
π All the Things UnsaidΒ | 3.5k
Shane gets called βboring.β Ilya makes it worse by playing along.
π boring? never heard of itΒ | 3.5k
Shane thinks Ilya finds their sex life boring. Ilya thinks he's insane. They fuck about it.
π Boring | 4.2k
Shane worries that their sex life might grow too boring for Ilya. He decides to try something new.
π Boring Can Be GoodΒ | 4.4k
π Ilya doesn't usually do boring, but when a recurring customer catches his attention he finds out that maybe, just maybe, boring isn't so bad.
π just call me boring barbieΒ | 4.7k
years after him and Ilya got together, Shane starts to resent the 'boring' banter
π The Reassuring Quiet of Boring Days | 4.8k
π Ilya calls Shane "boring". It's a joke, it has been for years. One night, alone in bed while his husband is out partying, Shane wonders if it could be more than that.
π Plain JaneΒ | 4.9k
Ilya feels many things at the very idea of his relationship with Shane being called boring. Do not get Ilya wrong; he loves boring. Boring Shane Hollander with his weak backhand, pretty freckles, and a blush that covers his entire chest when he cries after Ilya makes him cum for a fourth time that night. But boring sex life? With his Jane? He settles on being mortally offended and scowls at his laughing teammates.
π more than just bend the rulesΒ | 4.9k
Shane's boring, and Ilya's gotta fuck him about it
π Boring is in soft covers and a pretty boy with frecklesΒ | 5.0k
5 moments where Ilya teases Shane about being boring not knowing that Shane felt hurt + 1 moment where he explains that he loves boring
π shane hollander is not boringΒ | 5.5k
Shane wasn't one for kinky sex. The only slightly kinky thing about him was the dildo he kept hidden away, and that was rarely used. That was, until Ilya came along, and his algorithm fed him a one-second clip of a man wearing a collar and leash.
π Funny How It Found UsΒ | 5.8k
π The 5 times Shane and Ilya share a domestically boring task together for the first time
π Read to MeΒ | 6.3k
Ilya has a kink that is *not* about Shane reading.
π plain janeΒ | 7.7k
3 times Ilya uses the phrase plain jane after finding out about it, and 1 time Shane turns it back on him
π Lay Me Down On the Altar, and Forevers What Iβll Vow | 8.1k
βAm I too boring for you?β
π oh to see without my eyes (the first time that you kissed me)Β | 9.6k
Shane Hollander thinks heβs boring and that he doesnβt deserve ilyaβs love and affection cue a subdrop and ilyaβs soft side greeting the world
π isn't he boring?Β | 10.9k
Shane decides to invite JJ, Hayden, and Jackie over to the cottage to have a day to themselves and to introduce them to Ilya off the ice. They're mostly on the same page now, only, Ilya won't stop calling Shane "boring", and Shane doesn't know what to make of that, nor does he know how to ask about it himself. Things are pleasant, if awkward, until Hayden and JJ catch wind of Ilya's penchant for the (endearing?) quip and confront him, unaware that Shane can hear. But how will Ilya justify himself, when he thinks that Shane isn't around?
π hanging by a momentΒ | 187k
Shane asked Ilya once how you know when it's the right person. Ilya described Shane to him, and Shane didn't recognise himself.
If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:
Make sure to check out other fic rec request here -> Requested Lists
maybe all i wanted for dean was the safety he could have felt just by hearing cas' breathing quietly beside him in bed, the sound enough for him to drift off again after being waken up by a bad dream
The first time Dean sleeps more than 8 hours it's also the first time Dean sleeps with Cas as the big spoon.

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critically acclaimed even
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PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)
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Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander | Heated Rivalry: Season 1

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