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historicity-was-already-taken

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

18

bellisima-writes

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

subtextsays

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It's me, Nobody (20)

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

#19 #nananana nineteen #obviously not blockbuster just my local #the encyclopaedia was at school #bet most of the 19 trip up on the encyclopaedia

hasdrubal-gisco

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

bjornfr

I

#iceland #all of them #back to the eleventh century #but probably tenth

apolladay

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Voting ended onJul 6

#patronym #not son of some guy #son of my father

ayeforscotland

Lads, it's hot.

translatingpostsintolithuanian

chebra, karšta.

official-lauchzwiebel

Jungs, es is heiß.

pivo-rizky-svickova

Chábři, je vedro.

geschiedenis-en-talen

Gasten, het is warm

baejax-the-great

ρε μαλάκες, έχει ζέστη

mntds

Cnapan, biþ fyrhat

translatingpoststofinnishswedish

Shäcki, e e varmt

textpostscymraeg

Bois, mae’n boeth.

cunobaros

Grabbar, de e hett

bjornfr

Krakkar, það er sko EKKI heitt

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finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

microsff

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

lionessfeather

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

derinthescarletpescatarian

How did it get up there

piratekayte

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

trynot-moved

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

bjornfr

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rhube

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

pipistrellus

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

rhube

20 years. I am not happy about this.

demonicsymphony

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

luminouspica

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

#it's better to see this on its twentieth anniversary than not be here to see it on its twentieth anniversary #middle aged thoughts

rhube

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

pipistrellus

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

rhube

20 years. I am not happy about this.

demonicsymphony

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

luminouspica

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

sr-roto

audio On 😂😂😂

theygender

For blind/visually impaired folks: The instruments being used to recreate these songs are two kazoos, a plastic shopping bag, a metal colander pot, a basting brush, an empty water jug, and a thin sheet of plastic, all being played by two people in an empty parking garage for the acoustics

For deaf/HoH folks: The songs being played here are near perfect renditions of the 20th Century Fox theme, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, and the Mission Impossible theme

interestingmistakes

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

monidoll

instant loss 2koma

prokopetz

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

elucubrare

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

what-even-is-thiss

Spartan propaganda usually only works if you stop right before the end of the story tbh

dduane

Cf. also the Wikipedia entry for Laconophilia. This particular line of wishful-thinking/cherry-picking BS has been going on for a long time. 😏

zoestorm

Hey I have a question for y'all.

From where you are right now, could you reach the nearest sea or ocean by foot in less than a day?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 30

(reblog for sample size)

#24 minute stroll

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a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

bjornfr

There are a couple of names from rec.sport.soccer in 1989 that while not friends I would have to stop myself from hugging them if ever I met them and thank them for their service. Apart from that, 32 years.

phantomrose96

copperbadge

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.

peepingnee

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

middle-earth-mythopoeia

THE SACRED TEXTS!

zetabrarian

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

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