Some hearts are gallows

why he do dat

he checking if too hot

Why is your cat Neapolitan ice cream

me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal

Is symbiotic relationship.

here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry, now thats a fruit worth talking about

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself