The Raccoon Mom

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Who are you?”

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

That last one!!!

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

i can’t like.. casually read. either i read 7,000 pages in a span of two days without food or sleep and forget to fucking breathe or i don’t ready anything, not even road signs for six months

i think about this video a lot

Wtf is going on

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

THIS TOOK ME A SEC BUT HOLY SHIT

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

i straight up get rid of carbon. 

carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

That’s the bitch