asher: 6’3 • ash is one of those kids that was like 5’7 all throughout high school then the summer before senior year he shot up to 6’3 and that was it. i just know he had a really awkward phase where none of his pants reached his ankles.

babe: 6’0 • there’s something about babe that screams they’re the tallest out of themselves, angel and sweetheart. when the three go out shopping together their job is to grab the stuff on higher shelves.

milo: 5’7 • he saw what happened with asher in high school and was so convinced the same would happen to him only for it to … not. hc that marie is like 5’3 and colm 5’8 so i don’t know where he got the idea from that he’d magically become 6’.

sweetheart: 5’10 • 70% leg for sure, so when sat down themselves and milo look the same height but standing up is another story. they sometimes appear taller just because of the grace they hold themselves with

darlin’: 6’4 • they have been above 6 foot since they were 15. they’ve always been taller than the other kids in school which didn’t aid in them wanting to fit in and keep a low profile. so when david started to get taller than them they were secretly happy. if david’s tall then being tall must be cool right? not weird like they thought.

sam: 6’5 • just a wisp taller then darlin’ and they love it. he was the tallest member of the solaire clan, towering over even william. he has never been the type to try and make himself appear smaller, even in front of a king.

the vamps

vincent: 5’11 • he 100% lies and tells people he’s six foot. sam never lets him get away with it when he does though, i can imagine sam leaning an elbow on vince’s head just to rile him up.

lovely: 5’5 • one of the shortest characters. there was a spell of time (after adam) were they were upset by their height, feeling as if it makes them appear as meek and easy. that’s until they met darlin, who offered to teach them some hand to hand combat. because height doesn’t matter as much when you know how to throw a punch.

porter: 6’0 • is actually the six foot vincent likes to say he is and he relishes in it.

treasure: 5’4 • lovely was so happy when they met and saw they were also on the short side. cue lovely having to explain that the majority of their friends (the shaw pack) are giants so they need more short people to balance out the scales.

d.a.m.n. crew

freelancer: 5’9 • a nice respectable average.

caelum: 4’3 • just a little guy idk what to say.

gavin: 6’1 • but if you ask him he’s 6’5 at least. despite how he’s shorter than huxley who is actually that tall. he’ll just say that huxley must be at least 6’8 obviously

huxley: 6’5 • gavin doesn’t know what he’s talking about

damien: 5’10 • he pretends to not care about height and insists that hes ‘happy with 5’10 that’s taller than average’ but sometimes he wishes he had a those extra inches. that becomes less so after he starts dating huxley and realises he’s the perfect height to fit comfortably in his arms.

lasko: 6’1 • maybe a controversial take having him and gavin the same height but i really do think he’s on the taller side. maybe im just also so against the notion that anyone on the submissive side has to be short so i went the opposite way

dear: 6’2 • just a little bit taller than lasko to the point where it’s barely noticeable and lasko loves it. he found it a lot less intimidating to talk to them at first because they didn’t tower over him or vice versa. it felt like a nice even playing field between the two

non empowered + elliott (lmao)

elliott: 5’11 • growing up he was always taller than aaron despite being younger and never let aaron forget it. until they got older and aaron hit puberty first and shot up, gaining the upper hand.

sunshine: 5’5 • i always think about that audio were they and elliot share a deck chair and think there’s no way they could be tall if they’re doing that.

aaron: 6’2 • as soon as he got taller than elliot he immediately turned all of the jokes he had to grow up hearing as a kid right back onto elliot.

smartass: 6’0 • they used to hate the fact they’re taller than were shorter than aaron, who of which would take that and run with it during their workplace arguments. but not they’re dating they actually love being a little bit shorter. not that they’d admit it.

ollie: 5’6 • the shortest of the spoken adult characters and he has no issues with being on the shorter side for guys his age. it’s never been something that bothers him

baby: 5’3 • and folks we have our shortest redacted character (excluding caelum). they exude short energy in the sense they could comfortably curl up on an armchair in the sun and fall asleep.

guy: 5’8 • i refuse to give this fuck (affectionately) anything more than 5’8. i will not explain further.