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Lily: "well I hope not cause I'd fcking kill your family"

*awkward laughter*

Remus: "what?"

Lily: "sorry.. that was an exaggeration"

*moment of silence*

Remus: "it's okay..."

Dear DC Writers,

Please bring back Bruce Wayne.

Don’t get me wrong I love Batman.

Always have.

But Bruce Wayne was the character that pulled me into comics.

The Bruce Wayne that ran a victims advocacy charity and used his Yale LAW degree to fight for victims rights. The character that took on slum lords and big business loan sharks.

Who volunteered at soup kitchens. Or gathered evidence for the FBI regarding prescription drug price fixing by Gotham’s elite. The character that fought for libraries on every street corner in Gotham. The character that helped Leslie run and fund medical clinics.

I want to see Bruce being called the Justice League’s “mob lawyer” by Lex Luthor or a Steve Bannon character.

I want to Bruce Wayne go head to head with a Alex Jones character. Because Bruce Wayne knows what it’s like to lose a loved to violence and have people try to exploit that tragedy. I want him adding his voice to the growing of people that’s lost loved ones to gun violence.

I want to see him standing up to people in power targeting minorities for violence. Because fuck that. The Bruce Wayne I grew up reading HATES bullies.

I want to see him react with other characters like Hal Jordan knowing that there’s people in this country that want him dead because his mother was Jewish. I want him to do a family project with Damian and realize that his mother’s branch of the family tree was the only one that survived Shoah.

I love Batman.

But Bruce Wayne is more relevant than ever.

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

Dick: taking hour-long showers

Jason: adding a urinal without consulting the others

Tim: forgetting to lock the door

Damian: leaving the toilet seat up

Duke: putting wet towels back on the rack

Cullen: saying Bloody Mary into the mirror

Stephanie: leaving her curler plugged in

Cassandra: sticking her hair on the shower wall

Barbara: not draining the tub

Harper: not replacing the toilet paper

Carrie: singing while she takes a dump

Kate: staying silent when someone knocks

Alfred: opening the window

Selina: shaving her legs in the sink

I need people to stop trying to brush off old interests as being 'cringe' as soon as you lose interest, or worse: make it seem like it's imoral to like something that they themselves held so dear before.

Fandoms are meant to last for years and years, the moment content stops being created is the moment we truly thrive because we keep creating the content ourselves the way we love it and expand on the things that are already there for us.

I don't care if you lost interest on something, it's fine and normal even, but stop trying to blame and make fun of people who still do love the fandom and the content and the things we can create.

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

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