DO RIGHT AND KILL EVERYTHING

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

bram stroker just mailed walt whitman his grindr profile just like that huh

Environmental storytelling

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

True Neutral

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

“I dont care,” Elenaor Shellstrop said, while caring deeply, and hugging all her hard won friends and chosen family.

muffy sis... the delusions of grandeur

the two r’s in j.r.r. tolkien stand for rockin and rollin

down to the grey havens I’m strollin

lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit kids go on adventures’ genre that he wrote a full-length novel about them absolutely LOSING it and also every kid in the book was based off a kid in his class. like if that isnt the most hilarious shit ever

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in