this washington post article about the caps parade is truly wonderful and i highly recommend it for many reasons but one of them is definitely this paragraph and the last sentence in particular
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this washington post article about the caps parade is truly wonderful and i highly recommend it for many reasons but one of them is definitely this paragraph and the last sentence in particular

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The Washington Capitals are the Prince of Wales Trophy Champions.
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Dear Pens fans: Weâre not friends, and we probably never will be. I would be happy to live in a world of mutually ignoring each other. But lemme tell you something, if some of you continue being needless jackasses to Isabelle Khurshudyan on twitter for doing nothing more than her job, let alone doing it in a competent and neutral manner, we are going to fight.

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Steve Dangle is a literal mood (you know itâs true) and here are some gifs to prove it {Feel free to add more}
Hey, I have a sort of sports medicine-related question that's not about, like, bones, but maybe you know the answer anyway: Why do some of the Hockeys seem to be constantly phlegmy? They're always hocking up their sinuses onto the ice from the bench (see: Alex Ovechkin), sniffling during intermission interviews, etc. Maybe I don't watch enough other sports, but it seems noticeably worse in hockey. Is it just because the environment is colder than (most) other sports?
This is a great way to ask a sports med question. Weâre looking at something that seems to happen in a certain population, and then weâre going to look around for what all might affect them that makes them like that.
First, letâs look each other in the eye or not if we donât like doing that, and all admit that hockey rinks are not that cold.
A big sheet of ice will keep itself from melting for a long time. Temperature control in a rink is more about managing the characteristics of the ice surface, and skaters want it to be pretty warm. Weâre able to glide over ice when the contact of the skate creates a minuscule layer of liquid water on top of the ice, reducing friction. That happens best at just below freezing.
NHL rinks keep the direct ice surface at 24 to 26 F (about -4 C). Standing on the ice, the air around your head will be noticeably warmer than down by your feet: the air above the ice gets steadily warmer towards a building temperature about 63 F (17 C). Humidity is the biggest variable between cities, and the issue is usually high humidity, rather than dryness: most have 10-12 dehumidifiers to maintain about 30 percent.
Yes, that may be colder than youâre used to. But theyâre not inimical-to-human-life cold. Most people where professional hockey players come from spend our lives breathing colder and dryer air than that, and weâre fine. Weâre not hacking and sniffing all over the place.
So what makes hockey players different?
Dehydration
Hockey is a sweaty, sweaty game. However much you are imagining: itâs more.
âItâs a population most people donât think of having hydration issues, because they play in the cold. But they have a lot of risk factors. Theyâre playing at high intensity, wear a lot of gear and can be at risk for dehydration, especially in the southeast, where rinks can get very humid.â
âDawn Emerson, University of Kansas
Skaters lose an average of 1.5 liters of fluid in a game, and some lose 2 to 3 liters. Goalies lose about 3 liters every practice. In hockey itâs very easy to lose track of that loss, because your equipment soaks it up and you wonât appear or even feel especially sweaty.
Dehydration is defined as the loss of body water at a rate greater than your body can replace it, as well as by your electrolyte balance. (Opinion of this blog: you, personally, are not dehydrated. Please donât do whatever Cure or Challenge youâre about to do.)
About 30% of players who were well-hydrated will become dehydrated over the course of a game or practice, but itâs also been found that about 75% of players show up at the rink for already under-hydrated (International Coaches Conference during the IIHF World Championships, Dr. Lawrence Spriet)
âPart of the reason we think they were always dehydrated is itâs hard to drink that much fluid.â âEmerson
Your body does not want to drink a liter of water at once because it knows that can really fuck up your cardiac and brain function. Itâs impractical and dangerous to try re-hydrate entirely after a game.
Itâs common practice to weigh playerâs pads before and after games to measure their water loss, and we work by the 3% rule: during practice, you have to drink enough to keep your total water loss at or below 3% of your body weight. Thatâs why every player has their gatorade bottle and theyâre supposed to be emptying it a couple times over.
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You know whatâs good? The Devils wearing their pride shirts beyond just Pride Night and beyond Hockey Is For Everyone Month :)
I just really like seeing postgames and catching glimpses of various players wearing those shirts
You know whatâs good? The New
Jersey
Devils
:) :) :)
AND THEYâRE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS TOO!

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Look I wanna get into Hockey but also?????? Where to start???? I'm gay and confused pls help
âgay and confusedâ is basically my default state, so youâre in the right place. Youâre also in luck because the Stanley Cup Playoffs are about to start in like five days! So, hereâs how to get into hockey:
Peruse some hockey content on tumblr. Try my hockey stuff tag, or check out @andrebearakovsky @stevenstamkos @jaythebeagle and lots of other wonderful hockey blogs
Pick a team! Any team! For your own sake, let it be one thatâs actually in the playoffs this year. Look up bunches of stuff about your new team.
Find a source for game streams. The playoffs are usually livestreamed for free on the cbc website, and itâs not hard to find streams of any game on the nhlstreams subreddit.
Watch a game.
Be really confused.
Google a bunch of questions, go on r/hockey and read the commentary, scream questions at hockey tumblr people until you kind of, sort of start to figure out whatâs going on.
Watch more games. Start to get weirdly kind of invested in these ridiculous hockey playing dumb idiots.
Itâs too late.
Youâre hooked.
Possibly helpful additional advice! Molly (ofgeography) has made some wonderful intro to hockey guides! I found them super helpful (and also hilarious) when I first got into hockey. Theyâre rules-centric, not player/team-centric, but theyâre the BEST.
Brian McNally recounts an Ovechkin and Backstrom moment he witnessed from eight years ago exactly.
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When real sports become a sports movie.
So last night, a real-life feel-good sports movie took place in Chicago. That fantasy that every small-town, amateur athlete/dancer/singer has? The one where the Big Star goes down, the coach/director/choreographer points at them and says YOUâRE GOING ON? That happened last night to a 36 year old accountant and beer-league goalie named Scott Foster, who, for 14 minutes, played goalie for the Chicago Blackhawks. Once upon a time, Foster had big time NHL dreams, like every kid who plays hockey. He got as far as the Western Ontario Hockey League, where he played two years as goalieâŚin 2005. Then he had to get real, give up his dreams of NHL stardom, and move on to a regular life. Last night, he got to live his dream.
Quick primer on NHL goalies: teams always dress two, a primary and a backup. Most teams have three or possibly four goalies in their own system, between the NHL club roster and the AHL club roster. But sometimes there is also whatâs called an EBUG, an emergency back-up goalie, which is sort of a freelance all-purpose safety net provided by the home team and is available to either of the teams if they somehow lose both of their actual goalies. They are usually a local minor-league or amateur goalie. They bring their own equipment, sometimes get to hang out with the team a little, and thatâs it. Most of them do it for the lolz and to watch the game for free.
Last night, the EBUG provided by the Hawks was Scott Foster. Heâd done it before. Sit in the press box, watch the game, go home. One-day contract. They often donât even get paid, although sometimes the team gives them fifty bucks for gas and parking.
So last night, the following planets aligned to make all this happen: Corey Crawford, the Hawksâ primary goalie and a two-time Vezina trophy winner, was already hurt and wouldnât be playing. This meant that their secondary goalie, Anton Forsberg, became their primary while Crawford is out, and their third-string goalie, Collin Delia, became the backup. But then Forsberg got hurt JUST before the game (playing warm-up soccer, no less - most teams do that to loosen up before game time). This meant that Delia had to start the game. Forsberg is an experienced NHL goalie. This was Deliaâs first NHL game.
The minute Forsberg got hurt, this already became a pretty big night for EBUG Foster. Because the team has to have two goalies ready to play (in the event the primary is injured), Foster would actually have to get into his gear and dress for the game and sit on the bench. The EBUG usually doesnât do that. They just have to be in the arena, in street clothes. The Hawksâ equipment manager was probably scrambling to get his name on a blank jersey before puck drop. Â
A few minutes into the third period, Delia got cramps and had to leave the ice. (an EBUG can only be sent in if the primary goalie is ejected or injured - they canât relieve a goalie whoâs pulled for too many goals allowed, for example).
This meant that Scott Foster would be going in. The beer-league accountant, who came to the arena expecting to have a hot dog and watch the game, was about to get in the net and play in the NHL.
So he got in the net, having never played on NHL iceâŚor even AHL or ECHL iceâŚbefore in his life. He finished out the game, playing for fourteen minutes. Against a team heading for the Stanley Cup playoffs that includes Patrick Laine, the #2 goal-scorer in the entire league. He faced seven shots and stopped them all, some of them damn good saves - one of them against Laine himself. Lucky for him the Hawks were up 6-2 so it wasnât exactly a nailbiter - and the game itself was irrelevant - but who cares? He was named first star of the game and the crowd and team both ecstatically cheered him, because who doesnât love a regular joe getting to play in the NHL for one night?
Please enjoy this highlight video. Itâll make your day.
In 2006 current member of the Washington Capitals Nicklas Backstrom was drafted at 4th overall

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itâs crazy to me that people would even think saying âthere are and have been gay people in the NHLâ is even slightly controversial when we can confirm that:
1. a gay player almost came out, called a press conference and was ready to go through with it until 2 hours before when he decided he wasnât comfortable with it.
2. two players on the same team one time went to a gay bar not knowing the other was there and they made eye contact and pretended they both just thought it was a normal bar
3. the nhl had a gay rights activist and public speaker talk with the gay players in the NHL (without outing them) as a way to share their stories with someone who could understand.
4. players have said that having a gay player in the locker room actually improves team relations between everyone and promotes a healthier environment
all these all come from a documentary you can watch today that came out years ago but sure letâs pretend you JUST realized gay men might exist when even from the closet theyâve been shouting âweâre hereâ for years.
Game Summary 3/24
đŚ 6, đ¨đŚ 4
đ¨ Kuznetsov (22), đ Carlson, đ Backstrom đ¨ Wilson (12), đ Backstrom đ¨ Wilson (13), đ Backstrom, đ Burakovsky đ¨ Beagle (7), đ Orlov, đ Chiasson đ¨ Kuznetsov (23), đ Backstrom, đ Carlson đ¨ Oshie (17), đ Jerabek, đ Burakovsky
đĽ Grubauer 13/16
âď¸âď¸âď¸: Kuznetsov âď¸âď¸: Wilson âď¸: Backstrom