Looking for a fairy circle to disappear into

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it.

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

do u put fangs in necks? have u put fangs in necks? will u put fangs in necks? when will u put fangs in necks?

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

hmm. much to be said about the structural integrity of this cup…

fuckkkk i am being escorted off the premises in this fuckass cup with a magazine underneath me this is so embarrassing

Okay, i'll bite. [ATTACKS YOU]

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint