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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

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the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

andrebearakovsky

nhl players that always look like they need a nap

anze kopitar

auston matthews

john gibson

john carlson

stupidsexyseguin

dylan strome looks like he could use a short coma

holtbaest

don’t forget victor hedman and his under-eye bags

aya--bb

the lack of quinn hughes on this list is criminal

andrebearakovsky

Ma’am I wrote that list in 2017 of course quinn hughes isn’t on it 😂

#that would be a full 2 years before quinn made his debut lmao #if I’d made this list today of course he’d be on there #along with like adrian kempe and some others I’m def forgetting

Never in my LIFE did I think the Capitals would EVER draft a FINN, let alone in the first round!!!!! I didn’t think the Washington Capitals even knew the country of Finland existed!!!!!!!!!!

#the way I am STUNNED rn #draft lb #nhl draft lb #washington capitals

trea-zoomzoom-turner

Calling out to all Yankees fans!!!

My parents and I are going to a Yankees game this weekend, and I just want to clarify something - are bags at Yankee Stadium required to be clear bags? The bag policy online has a size requirement but doesn’t explicitly say they must be clear, so I wanted to check with y’all what the truth was. I don’t want to get all the way to New York and then it turns out my bag needs to be clear after all

#reblogging this to my hockey blog for more outreach #new york yankees

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Never thought I’d say this but thank you Canes

#playoffs lb #scf lb #CARvVGK #game 6

I hate this Cup Final matchup. This is like watching my high school bully fighting against the head of a dictatorial regime. Like yeah obviously I’m going to root for the downfall of the evil empire but like. At what fucking personal cost

#i REFUSE to root for the team with that goalie on it #under no circumstances will i do that #as much as it pains me to root for the canes #it’s like my personal enemy vs morally abhorrent decisions #unfortunately i gotta choose what’s best for the greater good even if i hate it #playoffs lb #scf lb #game 1 #VGKvCAR

Avs I am literally never point to root for you again. The amount of nothing you have done this series is simply shocking

#playoffs lb #COLvVGK #game 4

Avs, I rarely root for you. But tonight I must, because you HAVE to win tonight. You CANNOT let this evil continue. This is for the greater good.

#playoffs lb #COLvVGK #game 4

This series was by far the best of the round, and they even gave us the gift of game 7 OT for maximum drama. It’s such a shame that whoever wins this is going to get their teeth kicked in by the Canes next round

#I just feel it gang #whoever wins does not stand a chance lol #playoffs lb #MTLvBUF #game 7

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The Best Way to Determine the Winner of Sabres-Canadiens Game 7

Poutine eating contest

Crash into folding tables Bills Mafia style

Attempt to race each other though Montreal traffic without dying

Snowplow derby (bonus points for burying your opponent in snow)

Wing eating contest

See who can cuss each other out in French in the most devastating fashion

Race each other down Niagara Falls and see who survives

Céline Dion karaoke competition

Other (leave in comments/reblogs/tags)

Voting ended onMay 19

#reblogging one more time before the game is over #playoffs lb #MTLvBUF #game 7 #montreal canadiens #buffalo sabres

The Best Way to Determine the Winner of Sabres-Canadiens Game 7

Poutine eating contest

Crash into folding tables Bills Mafia style

Attempt to race each other though Montreal traffic without dying

Snowplow derby (bonus points for burying your opponent in snow)

Wing eating contest

See who can cuss each other out in French in the most devastating fashion

Race each other down Niagara Falls and see who survives

Céline Dion karaoke competition

Other (leave in comments/reblogs/tags)

Voting ended onMay 19

#I’m getting this in!!!!!!!!!#I always Peter off with these after round 1 #not this year!!!!!!!!!#playoffs lb #MTLvBUF #montreal canadiens #buffalo sabres

andrebearakovsky

The Best Way to Determine the Winner of Lightning-Canadiens Game 7

Speedboat race down the Tampa Bay Riverwalk

Poutine eating contest

See who can survive after being struck by lightning

Attempt to race each other through Montreal traffic without dying

Pirate sword battle

See who can cuss each other out in French in the most devastating fashion

Céline Dion karaoke competition

Gator wrestling

Custody battle to claim Martin St. Louis

Other (leave in comments/reblogs/tags)

Voting ended onMay 4

Bringing back an old favorite format of mine for this year’s playoffs. Submit your votes now!

#reblogging again as this game actually gets started #I’m loving the votes this has already gotten #let’s share around and get some more!!! please!!!#playoffs lb #MTLvTBL #game 7 #montreal canadiens #tampa bay lightning

The Best Way to Determine the Winner of Lightning-Canadiens Game 7

Speedboat race down the Tampa Bay Riverwalk

Poutine eating contest

See who can survive after being struck by lightning

Attempt to race each other through Montreal traffic without dying

Pirate sword battle

See who can cuss each other out in French in the most devastating fashion

Céline Dion karaoke competition

Gator wrestling

Custody battle to claim Martin St. Louis

Other (leave in comments/reblogs/tags)

Voting ended onMay 4

Bringing back an old favorite format of mine for this year’s playoffs. Submit your votes now!

#I’m starting the post earlier this time #usually I start them like a few hours before the game #this time I’m doing the night before #I’m tagging it as lb though anyway lol #a note that the native french speakers aren’t allowed in the french cussing competition #pass this around and get the votes in!!!!!!!!!#tampa bay lightning #montreal canadiens #playoffs lb #MTLvTBL #game 7

Do I enjoy seeing the Flyers winning? No, absolutely not. In fact, I dislike it very much. HOWEVER, I like seeing the Pens suffering much more

#playoffs lb #PITvPHI #game 3

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what's your favorite fun verb that hockey commentators use when someone throws a really big hit? mine is "stapled"

#let's get this post circulating!!!!!!#i wanna hear all the fun ridiculous words #i used to have a big following on here let's tap into that and spread this around #hockey #nhl hockey

Pens-Flyers game 2 mood

#please beat the shit out of each other ❤️#playoffs lb #PHIvPIT #game 2

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