goalie best friend tandem

I hate this Cup Final matchup. This is like watching my high school bully fighting against the head of a dictatorial regime. Like yeah obviously I’m going to root for the downfall of the evil empire but like. At what fucking personal cost

Avs I am literally never point to root for you again. The amount of nothing you have done this series is simply shocking

Avs, I rarely root for you. But tonight I must, because you HAVE to win tonight. You CANNOT let this evil continue. This is for the greater good.

This series was by far the best of the round, and they even gave us the gift of game 7 OT for maximum drama. It’s such a shame that whoever wins this is going to get their teeth kicked in by the Canes next round

Do I enjoy seeing the Flyers winning? No, absolutely not. In fact, I dislike it very much. HOWEVER, I like seeing the Pens suffering much more

what's your favorite fun verb that hockey commentators use when someone throws a really big hit? mine is "stapled"

If I were Jet Greaves I would simply let Ovi score. For the narrative. You’re not going to the playoffs what are you trying to prove

I’m so used to our quirky other-handed goalies that I was looking at Clay Stevenson the normal-catching goalie thinking that something didn’t look quite right

They pointed out that Ilya Protas scored a power play goal before Aliaksei did which is extremely funny

They’re talking about some jawing going on on the benches and they said “now duhaime is in on it” and I’m like yeah that’s the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard