don't wanna sing another hopeless song

i’d like to apologize now for any shit i talk about your team during the playoffs…SIKE i’m not sorry at all!!! fuck your team!!! it’s the playoffs!! square up buddy!!!

I started getting a bunch of Tumblr notifications all of the sudden and didn't even need to check to know it was this one. Merry playoffs everyone.

the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

poly shipping solves this

i bring a sort of "what if they had a threesome?" vibe to the shipping convo that both misogynists and homophobes dont like