“I’m trying to make macaroni but I’ve burnt 3 pans and set off the fire alarm and I heard the lady above us say you were a chef please help” AU
“I know we just met yesterday but the landlord is coming over and I have 2 cats please hang out with them for a few hours” AU
“I bought too many popsicles at the store do you want some?” AU
“We both got kicked out because our roommates are having sex so now we’re playing poker and talking about gardening” AU
“I’ve been in love with you since you first moved in and I finally built up the courage to knock on your door but when you answered you had just woken up and didn’t have a shirt on so I ran away” AU
“I locked myself out of my apartment so I have to climb out your window and onto my balcony” AU
“I made too much food wanna come in and help me out oh who set up a table with candles and wine thats weird” AU
“You’re drunk and walked into the wrong apartment and fell asleep on my couch oh god you’re going to be so confused in the morning” AU
“I’m at work and my son needs to be picked up from school do you mind?” AU
“Okay well it turns out you’re really good with kids and my son has started calling you daddy and insists we move in so ‘we can be a real family’” AU
“We met at a cafe and started flirting but when I left you started following me and I got creeped out and called you a stalker but it turns out you just live in the same building this is so awkward” AU
“Your laundry got mixed up with mine somehow and now we’re sitting in silence sorting underwear” AU
“I barely know you but my boyfriend just broke up with me and you heard me crying so you brought over ice cream and movies” AU
“Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU
“I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU
I love Apartment AU’s ;-;
