We Shall Be Worm & Wife

S2 Jon: 'I found a letter Martin wrote to his mother... He said he wanted to "take me out." This confirms that he is planning to kill me'

i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

brutus before he stabs caesar: orange you glad to see me

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

INSANE that the best character in Twilight is a cop

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault

the foundational hermeneutic of Jess Girls 😩