every room becomes a mouth

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

“black cat crossing your path is bad luck” untrue actually!! it’s good luck because i get to see a kitty. hope this helps!

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

(more horny than anyone has ever been before) i bet it feels good as hell to put your hands in someones abdominal cavity and feel their organs flinch away from your touch

i know what you did last time loop

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

my hoes have a Warriors Spirit

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up