Julkinen ilkamoija

I really relate to Geralt of Rivia, because I too believe that the first step to solving any problem is a softly monotone but passionately felt “fuck.”

you’re laughing. one of the most prominent and very openly homophobic members of hungary’s christian democratic party had to resign after he got caught by police while trying to flee from a quarantine-breaking “corona safe” 25 man gay orgy in brussels by trying to climb down the drainpipe butt ass naked with ecstasy in his backpack and you’re laughing. and so am i bitch this is hysterical

yeah bc violent internalized homophobia is so fucking funny right?

no what’s funny is this 60 year old fascist nazi had two options 1) wait for the police, give a statement and go home or 2) rush to the window dick and balls out, climb out, go along the drain and then attempt to slide down the pipe like a fireman and be a naked old man in the street where anyone could see and guess which one he chose

it looks like how I always imagined the inside of my head

*forms a rat king with my mutuals*

love to purchase items but at what cost

the price

Fuck dude you really can’t

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic