absolute clown shoes

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

there are some ships out there that do not speak to me personally but i am an understander for. like i see what you are seeing. it just doesn't personally intrigue me. but i support you. you're right. we don't need to fight, let us hold hands.

#i can appreciate a fine ship from the dock via @mylittleredgirl

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

This websites hatemail game is insane

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

Fandom shit is just straight up not fun when everyone interprets everything in the worst possible faith and acts deliberately obtuse for the sole purpose of getting mad online

Emily Carroll

I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and security and turns it directly upside down and I love it.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong