[Insert Catchy Title Here]

I like coming up with fun titles for my larp plots (as opposed to barely trying to title fics if I do at all). Sometimes it goes well, like naming the one for a holy day party involving honor combat to the death for a goddess of war "It's My Party, I'll Die if I Want To" or one where orcs are coming seeking revenge "Suffer the Orcsequences." Other times, it falls a little flat, and I'm sad, like my current struggles. I feel like "Temple Run 2: Radiant Boogaloo" for the plot of the followers Radiance returning to their secret temple is obvious, and I have absolutely nothing for the follow up consequences of the same, where they are being hunted by Mana Beasts because of their means of travel to said secret temple.

Tracking my bruises from Larp (not normally a thing I do, but I had a picnic table dematerialize beneath me and met the rocky ground pretty hard so I'm making sure nothing weird's going on) and one of them has formed a full rainbow of colors now. But the weird part is that it's a near perfect fucking square, which makes 0 sense and tells me that the cartoonish way the table collapsed was only the first of several signs the whole event wasn't real.

Well, I finally broke my streak of not talking to Galsariad. Nev could no longer contain it while he was throwing a tantrum and said "I'm going to hold your hand, metaphorically, when I say this: get a goddamn grip before you get someone killed."