Bismuth

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

everyone saying "this seems like a nice day out" is probably correct however failing to account for the fact i am a terminally online gamer bro and 2 hours of walking uphill has left my knees in shambles. i have made mistakes i will absolutely repeat next time i try to do errands.

We also saw someone referring to measles as an "opportunistic infection," which is DISRESPECTFUL to the hard work measles puts in to infect NINETY PERCENT of unvaccinated people it encounters

Remember, if you are going to urgent care for a fever and a cough, and someone in your life recently got measles, say NOTHING about this to your healthcare provider. DO NOT NARC, and DO NOT WEAR A MASK!! Your fever and cough are probably something ELSE anyways!!! !!

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

bigger thing = harder to stop. i love watching trains collide with cars (with noone inside) bcs the car gets completely shredded to pieces, meanwhile people on the train could juggle knives and barely notice the collision

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

thats most likely a bat

I have never seen or heard a bat in real life, but I think I could tell one apart from a passerine.

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

thats most likely a bat

I have never seen or heard a bat in real life, but I think I could tell one apart from a passerine.

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

You scared me!!!!!

harvesting the tears of tumblr users as an ethical source of non-vegan table salt