Literal Trash

tiktok is tumblr at its worst but worse

i’m serious. the glorification of mental illnesses and trauma, constantly trying to one-up each other’s suffering, faking really serious conditions for clout, obsessing over the blandest possible white men, whatever the fuck “reality shifting” is, fandom culture, unhealthy sexual fantasies, etc… except this time your real face and name are attached to it

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

are you a .. .horse

These are very high quality images trying very hard to look like very low quality images

throwing the baby out with the bongwater

I was thinking about how in video games “temple” is basically a word for “building with lots of pillars that has loot in it” and then I was like “haha what if there was a post apocalyptic game where you just looted megachurches” and wAIT GOOD IDEA ACTUALLY

These pictures all make my head hurt, but I DO kinda feel like you could fight cultists and/or eldritch abominations there? Or at least a Beholder or something.

Or worse, Christians, which is the last thing we need right now.

walk into the club wearing all 4 at once to indicate that I am not from the US

#posts that take me off a list

personally if I was mother I would yeet miette

you score a field goal with Miette??

ooooh! points for mother! threee points for mother!

life is good again (ordered something online)

life is bad again (account was charged)

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN (PACKAGE ARRIVED)

probably.

*hyping myself up to go outside* you are strange and unsettling you are strange and unsettling

This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today we’re going to be picking open the chastity cage that my wife locked my cock in