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completed commission for @echoedvoidling ! itās for a playmat so iām excited to see how it turns out
ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online
basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch ofā¦cat themed bots?
but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.
Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.
also he sends you these weird messages like
absolutely wild
chess youtube is full of these videos now lol
FINALLY someone is talking about this! It should also be noted that Mittens is characterized by an extremely chaotic, extremely aggressive play style that nonetheless exploits a playerās psychology ruthlessly. Mittens is known for forcing you into absolutely sadistic positions that you only realize youāre trapped in after being confused by her (yes, sheās a her) utterly batshit three prior moves. She likes to open with the Sicilian and sheās an absolute beast.
i cant explain how much this brings me extreme joy??? The cats just on their own are amazing but to make the AI with a fake power level listed⦠i want to be in the meeting room when they were developing mittens
A WEREWOLF AAAAAA! What do you do?
RUN AWAY
Ignore them entirely
Tear your clothes off and assume The Position
Offer them food
Ask them to turn you into a werewolf
Ask them on a date
Suck their [OOPS] right there
Freeze and wait for the encounter to end
Make a Knot Joke
Politely ask them to maul you to death
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Shoutout warframe for having a random side vendor be canon trans and also have the best lines in the game
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
THIS ONE WINS
"haha op fell for the stealth homestuck reference" THIS IS A HOMESTUCK BLOG
PARALOUSE (Bug/Water), SQUAKER (Water) & PARASCYLLA (Bug/Ghost) PARALOUSE (Parasite/Louse/Perilous) is a small bug type pokemon that lives among the corals, it awaits for a fish pokemon with a mout big enough to jump in, where it will eat and replace that pokemon's tongue. Once it has gained enough strenght by weakening its host it will evolve
PARASCYLLA (Parasite/Scylla) the "Mermaid" pokemon. It emerges from its host's mouth, the one it completely fills. At this point its host is competely taken over, becoming PARASCYLLA's new tail. To further keep its "tail" in place, it will stick its lower legs through the fish's gills, securing it in place.
SQUAKER (Squawk/Cracker) is a parrot fish pokemon that inhabits the same coral reef where PARALOUSE can be found, they love to feed on coral using their strong beaks to cut and swallow large chunks of it, which sadly makes it the perfect victim for PARALOUSE. How ever if SQUAKER manages to avoid becoming infected by PARALOUSE it can evolve into the dangerous PARROTEER (Parrot/Privateer)
PARROTEER (Water/Dark) is PARASCYLLA's natural predator, it preys upon PARASCYLLA with extreme prejudice, using its massive size and hard-as-rock head to knock them out, it then uses its bolt cutter-like beak to cut them in half by the waist, feeding only on the upper bug half and leaving the tails to sink to the bottom
PARALOUSE is based on the cymothoa exigua, a type of parasitic isopod that attached to fishes mouths replacing their tongues
PARASCYLLA is based on a twisted version of a mermaid with some inspiration is the Greek monster Scylla, a creature with the upper torso of a woman, but a lower body made out of heads and tails
SQUAKER is based on the Steephead parrotfish and its colors are based on the Scarlet Macaw
PARROTEER is based on the Humphead parrotfish and its colors are based on the Dracula Parrot, as well as being based on a Pirate
PARROTEER hunting and feeding only on PARASCYLLA is a reference to Pirates hunting mermaids as represented in some myths and popular media, like Peter Pan or Pirates of the Caribbean
At the moment, SQUAKER is the only suitable pokemon available in PARALOUSE's habitat for it to attach, but, if more pokemon were avaible it could attach to them as long as they met certain criteria: -Being a Fish (No mammals, reptiles of crustaceans) -Having a big enoug mouth Here are some examples of PARASCYLLA using other fish pokemons as its tail
The only exception to this rule being Gygantamax PARASCYLLA
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Peanut butter. Do you prefer
crunchy
creamy
I just want to see results
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Hey guess what weāre talking about beaked whales today
BEAKED WHALES are somewhere between a sperm whale and a dolphin phylogenetically. Much like their name suggests, they have long snouts!
Unlike a dolphin, they usually only have two teeth, which come in a variety of interesting shapes and sizes!
The reason beaked whales are rarely mentioned in whale discussion is because not much is known about them. Theyāre super elusive and live almost exclusively in deep trenches, where they spend most of their time at great depth hunting squid and fish. The longest and deepest diving mammal is the Cuvierās beaked whale, which has been recorded descending to nearly 10,000 ft and staying underwater for over three hours!
I know what youāre thinking; these things just kinda look like a weird dolphin, why are they considered a whale? Well, itās because they be Big. The largest is the Bairdās beaked whale, which is roughly the same size as a gray whale.
They also have FIN POCKETS, which is exactly what it sounds like. Little pockets to tuck their fins into to become super-streamlined.
(Very shaped beasts, these)
In summary!
Beaked
Whale
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Happy Meat Day everyone!
Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:
1. In Japan itās month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said⦠two Meat Days
QUEUED THIS FOR BOTH MEAT DAYS
Get to the location and extract the
artifact
vanilla
Change of plans, ignore your original objective. lesve nothing alive.
Justice āļø
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deep sea horror š¤ deep space horror
the fear of the unknown and the unexplored coupled with the vast expanse that makes you feel so utterly tiny. the fathomless darkness that makes you wonder what could survive out there and if it could, what would it have to be like. and most importantly the sanctuary of your ship which creaks and sways and tries to protect you
i really like looking at google image searches for āfiremen rescuing catsā or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THEREāS THIS ONE
āTHATāS RIGHT TWASĀ IĀ that set the house ablaze!!!ā
Dying.
Every fucking time I know whatās at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
Iām so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa