Her?

Eventually some redneck is going to be the reason why an emergency drone wasn't able to provide emergency assistance.

And it's quite possible that they could cost a life.

The internet likes to joke, but there are serious implications to hating on tech constantly and never talking about the good it can do.

Me: 

Allowing Bernie Sanders to run was the single worst decision the Democrats have made since someone decided JFK should take a trip to Dallas.

Bernie Sanders, who has never accomplished anything in his entire career (wanna piss off a Bernie Bro today? Ask them to name an accomplishment of Bernie’s. He has none.) ran for President with the Democrats in order to raise his profile. Even though he’s not a Democrat, the party decided to give him resources (money, voter data, infrastructure) to challenge Hillary Clinton, the most qualified presidential candidate in American history. What did he do with those resources? (1)He used it to spy on the Clinton campaign illegally.

Bernie Sanders responded by mobilizing an obsessive group of fucking morons who (2)spread (3)daily (4)paranoid (5)conspiracy (6)theories about Hillary Clinton. He fed into bizarre conspiracy theories that Hillary and the Democrats were cheating him out of the nomination. I remember first seeing it after their first debate, when Hillary won according to experts and Bernie’s moronic fanbase was convinced (7)corporate media was conspiring with the Hillary campaign to trick people into thinking she won the debate.

This lead to the (8)Never Hillary movement, a group of voters so incensed with hatred for this woman that they were willing to let Trump march to the White House. All because he was “being robbed.”

In reality, (9)his numbers were fucking horrific with black people in the south where Hillary Clinton repeatedly kicked his ass. White liberals and yankees of course can’t handle the concept that southern blacks were getting in the way of their great white hope (”Why won’t black people vote for him? Killer Mike is campaigning for him!” they said as Killer Mike famously reminded us that (10)having a uterus doesn’t qualify someone to be president), so they turned their attention to Wikileaks, which was (11)already (12)systematically (13)assisting Bernie Sanders. 

No one would listen to “Hey, if Wikileaks is just out to expose corruption, how come they never attack Trump?” This was before we got to see everything unfold, of course. Never let Bernie Bros forget that (14)the Kremlin interfered in our elections to attack Hillary and help Bernie before any of the Trump stuff happened.

Then this dipshit goes on TV and says (15)Hillary is unqualified to be President. Trump (16)had a fucking field day quoting that “I agree with Bernie Sanders, she’s not fit to be President and she stole the nomination from him in the first place.”

Don’t forget that Sanders recently said that the (17)Democrats should embrace candidates who aren’t rigidly pro-choice or rigidly pro-gun control if it wants to appeal to more white d00ds. That should clue you in to the exact kind of campaign he’s hoping to run. He’s (18)campaigned for anti-abortion candidates too.