Local Biromantic Wizard

Dude its so funny giving level 1 adventurers quests they just do anything. Like yeah grab 3 frogs for me. And also some taco bell on the way for me. Uh huh, heres 1 copper for your troubles.

He/him but only when Im wizardposting

You transmutate into a cat ONE TIME and then everyone in the tower starts calling you kitten….fml

No one tells you how much you get made fun of as the wizard of the party. SORRY I dont have proficiency in armor and only have 11 AC 😒 god forbid someone not be combat focused

People just let their familliars do anything nowadays I stg. Tell me why I just saw someone let their cat familiar chase around another students mouse familiar

this potion got me fucked up what do you MEAN stir counter clockwise five times then stir clockwise three times WHILE ALSO ADDING MF DRAGONS FIRE 😭😭😭

Its always "how many spells did you write in your grimoire" or "have you memorized any of the magical runes" and never "wow great job Pondering The Orb" or "was Pondering The Orb fun"

Caught the plague so I'm stuck in my tower…ugh.

Does anyone know any good places to buy Eye of Newt I'm boycotting Wizazon :/

She took the orb in the divorce.