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What an adorable start to a murder

CROW BABIES

Don’t lick banana slugs. Yes, it does make your tongue slightly numb, no, it’s not worth the lingering sensation of clinging film that may take half a day to wear off. They don’t taste particularly remarkable - like damp soil, if anything - and there’s a slight risk of picking up dangerous microscopic parasites.

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

THIS IS SO PURE

Legend

got some dick, dick for sale who wants some dick

(aw man he’s gotta feed his kids) hey buddy i’ll take two

i will reap the teeth that the Lord sowed in your foolish mouth

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

Every time I send my advisor an edited draft of my thesis proposal I’ve started adding a different plague meme at the bottom for incentive

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

Ursula is the best Disney villain. She doesn’t do what she does to take over a kingdom, she just does it cause she enjoys it and happens to get a chance to do it to the daughter of a king she doesn’t like. And what is the thing she does? Use poorly constructed contracts to trap mermaids and turn them into worm people for her worm people garden. Not slaves or anything useful like furniture, just sad worm people that sit in her house and be sad. What a bizarrely specific form of chaos

Is that my boyfriend in the middle lol

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They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat

when they say yeehaw but don’t ask haw yee