Pathfinder is Best Pony

and I think you’re all screwed

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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Dam it it got better

S T O P

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

The last one got me.

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

I can’t handle this omg

I’m not even into Starwars but this was on my dash and I- XD

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

non natives can, should, and will reblog this.

same goes for african rooted religions.

goes without saying, but also Asian and Pacific Islands' indigenous spiritualities and religions.

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The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

Please send me all of your confessions of love and stupid questions.

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

The Hobbits have spent generations making their roads complex af to keep Gandalf out

All the technology they don’t put into gynecology goes into suitcases.

While I love the clapback I think I can genuinely answer this if anyone is curious.

Do you plan on expanding on that?

Me?

the terrifying part is that, 30 years ago you’d have to wait to get the film developed to see what was out there…

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body that’s constantly exhausted and likes naps.

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions”