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Iām here to report that jam jar cocktails are actually elite. Had a near empty jar of raspberry jam, not enough for toast š„² some vodka and cassis in that bad boy (would also work with Chambord. And gin. Or whatever you have really), give it a shake. Pour over ice and top with soda water. itās giving mixologist. jk itās not but it is giving Saturday night and not wasting the end of a jam!
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why is Greg James at Taylor Swiftās wedding? is he going to ask her her unpopular opinion???
thank you everyone who commented on my last post I love you girls in my phone š©·š©·
Weāre in the trenches rn. Iām very much struggling to find time for myself to even do basic things, like dry my hair, and when I do get to do that I feel guilty for not being with Maya. Sheās no longer a little potato who mostly snoozes, she wants to play and practice sitting and be held all the time. I want to do all of those things too, but in order to have good mental health I also need to be able to cook, clean my house, go outside, have 5 mins to stare into the void. Those things arenāt happening.
gonna sound like a beg, itās because I am one. my husbandās app is going live on 2nd July, tbis is the instagram https://www.instagram.com/relieve_care?igsh=MXJ1bmdiNm42YXpxNw==
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Itās shit right now because I am in charge and Iām doing it while being the primary carer of a 4 month old :) anyway. if you wanna give it a follow or even! download the app when it goes live. that would be crazy. also if you donāt want to thatās good too. I would very much like it to succeed because I think it will be genuinely useful for anyone with a chronic health condition, but also, its success would mean Adam can quit his awful job lol
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something is in the air because everyone is preg or engaged right now. our friend just messaged and sheās having her second baby?? weāre not old enough for second children sorry!
left to my own devices, Iām actually very productive. It got to 8am and I thought ok, I could go back to sleep, but itās actually the coolest itās going to be all day (27!! degrees!!) so let me get some food in with the baby. so I did that, did the dishwasher, now Iām sat on the sofa watching hayu w a coffee doing the third feed of the morning. usually Iād still be upstairs in bed at this time, but mostly because Adam works downstairs and downstairs isā¦ just one big roomā¦ and he has calls constantly so itās not conducive to having a baby downstairs. Iām never buying an open plan layout house again.
Adam has had to leave at 5:30am this morning to go to a meeting in Oxford, somehow managed to get up and do all his faffing about without waking the baby. Mind you he literally dropped his stainless steel water bottle in front of her Moses basket and she didnāt stir. 10 mins later and I rotate once in bed, silently and cautiously, and BAM. a little leggy wiggles in the air to say hello
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
donāt cancel me, but I think Iām going off coffees with syrups. all it took was 5 months of minimal access to Starbucks but. we did it Joe.
actually thatās a bit of a lie because I still think about their tiramisu latte all the time. bring it back!!
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also a separate post to say Iām really grappling with my relationship with my mum since becoming a mother. itās 100% more to do with me than her, sheās objectively a good person and I love her endlessly!! all of that to say, here is a list of my gripes with her:
1. She is an extremely anxious person and vocalises her anxieties to help herself deal with them. Unfortunately this then gives me new things to be anxious about š
2. She keeps saying things and then just like, not following through. For example, āwhat size is Maya, Iād like to get her some clothesā. I respond with āoh that would be lovely, sheāll be in this size nextā. Do the clothes ever materialise? No. In the same vein, when I was freshly postpartum āoh weāll send you some meals from Cookā. never happened. To be clear! I donāt care about getting Stuff from her, I have never asked for anything. Itās that she says sheās gonna do something and then it justā¦doesnāt happen.
3. When they come down sheāll make backhanded comments about not having seen Maya for ages, that Maya wonāt recognise her or that because Iām breastfeeding she can only bond with me (???) but will never then ring me to arrange something. Or, itāll be āweāre going for brunch with your cousin an hour and a half away from you, you should come, they want to meet the babyā. mind you, this cousin doesnāt want to meet the baby enough to contact me at all.
4. More empty promises, āoh weāll come over and cook for you when youāve had the babyā. To be fair, this did happen. Once. we had to do all of the cleanup after, and obviously had to clean our house before/after they came. Thereby generating more work. When they were here there were no offers to do anything other than hold the baby. theyāre coming for a week in July and tbh I am dreading it, which sounds bad. It is bad!!
Actually with that last one I have to say, everyone except for Adamās mum has been absolutely useless. She has done our ironing since Maya was born š but every single other family member of ours has either
not bothered to contact us, or
come over just to hold the baby and been waited on hand and foot.
Itās kind of insane. And I know not everyoneās family is like this, because some of my NCT friends have had family clean their whole houses, cook a meal a day, the whole shebang. A Proper Village. so it does exist, just not over here it would appear.
Iām actually sooooo nervy about weaning. the guidance is so ??? Like. The health visitor was saying donāt do it before 6 months, the NHS website says that too. but now new research has come out from allergists in the uk saying previous guidance is outdated, and you need to try your baby with allergens from around 4 months if theyāre developmentally ready. doing this in Australia has apparently lowered the numbers of children with allergies over the last few years. Iām obviously particularly keen to do whatever I can to help her not be allergic to stuff, given my own struggles w anaphylaxis.
however. what does developmentally ready mean?? Maya is just over 4 months, but she 1. canāt sit unaided yet (how many 4 month olds can?!) and 2. and isnāt arsed about food (Iāve stuck it under her nose for a sniff and she couldnāt give less of a fuck).
The guidance seems to suggest waiting in this situation, but then as days go by Iām wondering if Iām putting her more at risk or allergies by waiting. In the meantime my mum keeps sending me stuff about allergies and weaning which is making my brain go šØ because. Itās triggering for me.
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This week Maya has learned to grab Adamās glasses and throw them off his face, or then start furiously licking them šš¤¢ and has also learned to thwack me on the tit and face while feeding. ow.
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Why do I feel like Iām going to get told off all the time for just living my life. There is absolutely 0 reason for it, and yet. Also got to work out why when someone asks me if Iāve done something, my brain goes āwell now I am not doing itā. Even when itās something nice or that I have previously agreed to. Much to confront!
also I just posted a TikTok LMAOOOOO cringe. but I have (no joke) 40 drafts on there because I recorded some videos when I was pregnant and Iām feeling quite #fuck it today. am not gonna show my bebe on the internet (present company excepted), but it could be a fun mat leave project to do some chatting to camera. Also I really enjoy @tinytinyvolcano ās pin videos and got fomo.
