the frog curse quickens

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

the second worst part of the tumblr mature content bullshit is that it just doesn’t even work. when it randomly tags completely normal things as nsfw im just conditioned to believe it isn’t accurate when sometimes it is, so every time i click reveal im just gambling against the gods

like is this post just talking about a trans person or is this post genuine pornographic nudity? we are finding out together, person next to me on the train

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

Truer words have never been spoken

I could really do with a reward or incentive

y'all ever have that ONE WORD you just consistently cannot spell without assistance? like no matter how old you are, no matter how many grade school vocab quizzes you got tucked under your belt, there's always that one word will haunt you until the day you die.

mine is beaurocracy and autocorrect had to swoop in like goddamn Spiderman to save me from it. reblog and put your Problem Word in the tags.

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

Wickedpedia

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

Sometimes I stop reading an old sci-fi book just to go check the author's personal life section on Wikipedia, for no particular reason

the most crucial aspect of role playing games is that sometimes you get to wear a cute outfit for them

it is vitally important to play role playing games because sometimes you can make people laugh or gasp just by using your words

the world needs role playing games because it lets you imagine and describe a really cool image you thought of

role playing games are so important because you can make your dolls kiss

one of MY favorite things about role playing games is slipping into character so far that you start genuinely responding and thinking differently than you do in real life

did you know? when you play role playing games, you can make something creative with other people in a flow state kind of way

huh? pompeii? nah dude that song’s so old and overplayed, if the radio station puts that song on one more fucking time I’m gonna—-EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH