oh, poor thing

fandoms are obsessed with giving children to characters who would HATE being parents

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

Chihuahuas Georg

more women whump. more women pushing themselves and passing out from sleep deprivation and exhaustion. more women training until their knuckles bleed and their legs give out from under them. more women being held prisoner and remaining stoic until the very end or perhaps when they’re rescued. more women under truth serum and terrifying hallucinogens. more women waking up in a pool of blood, their own and others’ and not knowing what happened but that something is terribly wrong with them. more women falling apart o ly when rescued. more women pushed to their breaking point. more women whump.

Keep salting the wound I'm close

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

I love domesticity and texting jamie while he's at work to compliment the new laundry stuff we just got bc it smells Amazing

he's going to come home and we're going to be creative at Our kitchen table and then I'm gonna make us fajitas while he brings a stool into the kitchen to hang out and I love it here