ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world

See, if your one of your computer keys ever break, then it’s a real challenge to work around using certain words. Or you could just replace the letter with something else, but what do you replace it with? That’s the REAL 😩uestion

a broken link is a kind of dead wife