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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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largishcat

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

blueskittlesart

Pink Prison, a comic I did for my color theory class this semester! we had to pick a color, research it, and do a piece related to it somehow. i chose pink :)

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koiagain

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

aqwult

argumate

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

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thecryptkeeper

tomorrow is a new day and we’ll approach it together

dingdongyouarewrong

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

averagejoey2000

dingdongyouarewrong

well damn . egg on my face

dingdongyouarewrong

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

averagejoey2000

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

averagejoey2000

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

averagejoey2000

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

averagejoey2000

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

thickness-protection-program

Dang rip America

karlyboyyy

catsofyore

Spicy blend. 🫖 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

fredfugues

Sorry guys I was eating a really juicy greasey burger while I was looking at it and touching it uhehuhuehuhuhe

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crawfishcomic

Hint

jesterlesbian

All The Things She Said featuring Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon | Heated Rivalry

queer-as-city-folk

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

disheveled-notion

New “do it scared” just dropped

targetedknowledge

homunculus-argument

paperandpencilsandskips

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charlesoberonn

Understandable why they'd cut it from the movie but I still think it's very funny.

sabertoothwalrus

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

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slowspinningredemption

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

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hyperoperationfractallisation

Where'd you get that shirt I want one

hardal201

Ok sorry but what's the appeal with garlic bread? I always see people talking about how good it is yet I've never seen one ever. Is it really THAT good?

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hyperoperationfractallisation

If I'm gonna be frank I think it is slightly overhyped but it's still incredible