Hey Hey Hey

Call my pussy charlie kirk the way it’s gushing and squirting

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

buttmogged zoomers support group

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.