megan

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

i love saying "ill think about it" (im not gonna think about it!!! mwah!!!!)

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.