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does anyone have anything they think should be posted on my porn wall

just got a jellyfish to the armpit ask me anything

does anyone know if you ever free your personhood from your mother or does it stay in her womb forever like a rotten pit at the center of both of you

sitting on my waching mashine pussycat vroom vroom

never met another whose brain could (realizes i’m describing an anxiety disorder) oooooooh right okok

my back hurts so si so bad im giving my pain to all youtubers they all have back pain now especially all of them ough ouch yowie ow ow ow

i’m like if u gave a boy an ipad and it made him a lady. i’m like if a crossdressing gay man was born in a religious doomsday cult and grew up as a facsimile of a girl for sexual and societal purpose. i’m like if a stereotype waitress from twin peaks was a boy. i smoke weed.

paid my electric bill with apple pay because i’m a youthful ho

guys if you were a bar in my immediate area which one would hire me the most this is a call and response