Hi!

you stole dog blood

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

Yesterday I overheard a trans woman saying to another "the fourth law of robotics is that the robot has to be gay and trans" and a cis guy nearby going "oh what? I only know the first three" and her repeating "yeah it says the robot has to be gay and trans. Asimov wrote that" and him earnestly saying "whoa I didn't know that!"

today i wanna be drawn as a creature with a maw fulla knives

hell fuckin yeah

hey why the fuck is there police brutality in garten of banban

No one understands Garten of Banban like I do I’m almost 100% convinced the whole game and the people making it are engaged in an elaborate and hilarious trolling campaign and accidentally got popular with earnest children. They had a fucking Skyrim cutaway gag I am so fucking convinced the tedious and glitchy gameplay and millions of polygon’d buttons and the developer crash outs are all part of the joke and it’s going above the playerbase’s heads. Even in the first part of the series, the shit ass voice acting and :P ass character designs. I know in my heart it’s a troll. Poppy Playtime if it was transparent.

all the homies are confused but receptive when I roll up in my stretched prius