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One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@bider-man
the double standard of what women characters have to do to be considered remotely interesting by fandom is actually insane. you will legit have a woman with super hot character design, the most intriguing backstory, and/or incredible drive and skill--all things that would get people writing books worth of fanfic and meta for men. but this will be utterly ignored if a man in her vicinity is, like, funny once
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 1.01 ANGEL THE SERIES 1.06
Cordelia Chase, trauma recovery therapist (Ph.D.)
i'm gonna need everyone to just stay in bed and sleep for as long as they possibly can
this was about my toddler classroom at naptime to be honest . but im glad everybody wad so prepared to unquestioningly obey my imperial command
from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist
"But what about <thing that literally kills people>?"
This was on a non rebloggable post so I'm setting it free.
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i have brought peace [citation needed], freedom [citation needed], justice [citation needed], and security [citation needed] to my [citation needed] new empire
jester said trans rights!!!
Between Percy knowing Grog's favorite color (6), knowing that Grog was holding up one finger to him while he was blind to test his eyesight (Grog's middle finger), knowing how to win a cannon ball contest that Grog was judging (by exploding himself with raw sodium and drawing blood from both himself and Grog lol), and Grog getting Percy a broken pocket watch as a gift (because he knew Percy would enjoy tinkering with it), I genuinely think Percy and Grog's relationship is one of the most slept on in all of Critical Role.
Plus this little exchange that I love so dearly:
Percy: I know we don't always agree, and I know that I can be unkind but... you know you're family, right?
Grog: I don't know much, but I do know that.
Percy: It's nice having an older brother again.
Ah Yes. Me. My wife. And Her 500 foot firebreathing dragon
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
did you guys know that in issue 82 of birds of prey dinah referred to steph (dead at the time) as “endlessly brave and heartbreakingly hopeful”. did you know that. i can’t stop thinking about it
help, it's again
It’s so fucking funny that Smallville was like Lex and Clark should have lots of devastating background lore for Why They’re Like That Now, but Superman 2025’s Lex literally just saw that man and went bonkers crazy instantly. They haven’t even SPOKEN before the film and he CLONES HIM FROM STRAY DNA. It hasn’t occurred to him at all that Supes even has a secret identity, he just saw David Corenswet’s dimples and went what if we were nemesis’s. I think I’ll orchestrate a war to talk to him. He’s studied his fighting technique so hard he can choreograph it, and FOR WHAT. girl ask that man for a coffee Jesus fucking Christ. 2025 Lex I love you there is something unfathomably wrong with you
Superman 2025 perfectly understood that Lex is a small, petty man driven mad by rage with the fact that he’s suddenly not the most important person in the city. He doesn’t need any more complex motivation than that.
dare I say that Stephanie and Damian have what (some) people think Damian and Cassandra have. she may not be Batman’s daughter but she sure as hell is Damian’s older sister
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