Hello I Am Bi And Nervous

stephanie brown whose muscles almost atrophied after her coma, who has never felt as strong as she was before her ‘year of dying’ and still gets sick over it. who gets tremors and incontrollable twitches sometimes, who has to hide them from everyone around her because showing weakness means getting thrown out on her ass again. who feels bone-shatteringly cold every once in a while no matter how many layers she puts on and bears a grin to hide the shivers. stephanie brown with brain fog, a messy memory, time blindness, a jagged shoulder scar that haunts her, and fingernails that never grew back right.

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

*gives you both the world's laziest high-five*

just pinned a girl to the fourth wall

the literal first tag this post got was the name of a male character. you people are beyond all hope.

me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

wonder woman is beating batman in a fight in every universe, and if you disagree blah blah I'm covering my ears because your misogyny is making you stupid and I refuse to listen to stupid takes blah blah blahhh

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.