it's always a heatwave 📡

clearly dragons rising is way more enjoyable if you're a lloyd fan so everyone go get more lloydpilled RIGHT NOW

Imagine my disappointment when dirty sodas didn’t actually have vodka in them…

why do characters in shows always go out and fuck whenever they have a terrible time or a mental breakdown whatever happened to eating fast food by yourself at midnight. what happened to stress cleaning.

just saw a midnight mass edit 🚬 it’s been a while father paul…

I also used to go reptile hunting in the woods with this kid on my street and his friends, and I have a couple scars on my leg from going into a bramble bush.

My writing partner in class told me during peer review once that my narrator voice evoked traumatized Appalachian forest ranger vibes and this was weirdly specific but also the one time I went on a trip to the Appalachian mountains when I was a kid, I saw a bear in the wild at the middle of the first night and I spent the rest of the trip tweaking

idk why ppl diss on chicken tikka masala and naan for white people restaurant orders that stuff is fire that's my brown person order dude.