stabs, one big stab that goes al the way through, panic

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

@contagiousgrace

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

emits a single fun particle

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

@biathediamond