stabs, one big stab that goes al the way through, panic

i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

im a bite guarantee

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

I am Looking 👀

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that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes