akihiko's snooty ass

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

the 2 largest dedicated gay men softcore nsfw blog demographics on this site are His Majesty’s Skinny Academy for Perpetually Svelte and Toned Young Gentlemen and Bro Chubster’s Gainer Club for Husky Beefcakes of Girth and Magnitude

@ominous-signs if you have a "down-right-terrifying-sign" sibbling, this one is for them

I am often one in the same

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

I don’t like this trend in media where struggling characters “have” to die. why aren’t addicts and outcasts allowed to have happy or hopeful endings anymore. I know things are bleak and people die but holy shit. the one grace of media is that you can CHOOSE to live in the best reality possible where EVERYONE can move on with their life and things can get better, not this defeatist nonsense.

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

reblog to tell prev she's pawsome <3

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

reblog to tell prev she's pawsome <3