Live Love Keith Max

Keith: You…. My booze and cigarettes are more precious to me than my own life～....

[Keith collapses]

Faith: Aha, he broke down crying

Junior: Th-that’s shameful, man. Your life is worth more than alcohol and cigarettes

Dino: Hey, Keith. It’s really not something to get that upset over, you know～? Junior’s just worried about you, that’s all

Keith: My…. He threw out my precious.....

Junior: ……

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[Faith & Junior’s room, night]

Junior: ….Why should I feel guilty

All I did was hide his booze and cigarettes… Maybe I should just give them back —

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[Keith & Dino’s room, morning]

Junior: ….Mmnn…. Yawn. I slept so well….

So why don’t I feel refreshed…? I’m sure I slept real solidly…

…. Wait a second, where am I? ….This isn’t my room

Hmn? Huh? This outfit, isn’t mine…. Man, my head…..

Junior as Keith: What’s with this shaggy mop!? Eh!? Eeehhhh!?

Uoah!? Did I… grow!?!

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[Yellow West living room]

Junior as Keith: OII!! S-someone—

??? [Junior’s body]: ….Ah

Junior as Keith: !?

??? [Junior’s body]: Y-Yo….

Junior as Keith: ME!!!??

Keith as Junior: Ah– Er…. It’s me. Keith

Dino: K-Keith…. Stay calm and hear us out

Faith: No, Dino, that’s Ochibi-chan. He’s in Keith’s body

Junior as Keith: ! ……

[Junior as Keith runs off]

Faith: Guess he’s checking in the mirror

Junior as Keith: WH-WHA……. WHAT THE FUUUCCCKKKK～～～～～!!!??

Dino: Ahaha, Keith had the exact same reaction

Junior as Keith: Oi, what the hell is happening!?

Keith as Junior: I just woke up like this this morning. I don’t got a clue what’s goin’ on either

Dino: We got in touch with the Research Department right away to try to figure out what caused it. But until they get back to us, you’re going to have to sit tight like this

Junior as Keith: To find the cause…. What about putting us back!? You can’t expect me to stay like this for the rest of my life!?

Faith: Substance is always to blame when something like this happens. It’ll probably be fine if you just wait it out… Though it is pretty funny to see

Keith as Junior: Oi, bit of a mean streak on ya there….

Junior as Keith: What the hell… And to be stuck as Keith, of all people….

Ah, hey! What’re you doing fiddling with the cuffs of my pants!? Don’t roll just the one leg up, that’s weird!

Keith as Junior: It’s not that big a deal, is it～? I can’t keep calm if they ain’t like this

Junior as Keith: Damnit… Then I’m gonna roll both of yours down!

Keith as Junior: Ah, oi! My trademark!

Dino: Quit fighting over such trivial details, both of you….

Junior as Keith: It’s not trivial at all!!

Tch…. I’m even more irritated than usual.. Guess that makes sense in this situation, though…?

Faith: You sure it’s not just nicotine withdrawal? You are in Keith’s body after all. But the thought of Ochibi-chan craving a cigarette is too funny

Junior as Keith: Wh… God, this is the worst!! I am definitely not going to smoke!

Keith as Junior: What’s with that. You’re finally legal age and you don’t even wanna try a drink or a smoke?

Dino: Keith, don’t give him any ideas!

Keith as Junior: Damnit, if we don’t hurry up and switch back soon, my body’s gonna end up all purified….

Junior as Keith: What’s with this body… I only just woke up and I’m already exhausted…. Where’s a chair, I wanna sit down

….Is this what it’s like to be almost 30?

Dino: N-no!? That’s definitely just because of Keith’s terrible lifestyle! See, I can run and jump around as much as I want!

Keith as Junior: I’m pretty sure that’s just a you thing. Yer not normal

[Keith as Junior jumps around]

Keith as Junior: But damn～ Being a teenager’s amazin’. I feel like I could run and jump around forever like this. ….Is this the magic of growth hormones?

Junior as Keith: Don’t treat me like a kid!

Keith as Junior: You should make the most of seein’ the world from 186cm while you can. Who knows if ye’ll ever get to experience it again

Junior as Keith: Fuuuuckk! Shut up!!

Faith: He says, while getting to his feet

Junior as Keith: I-I just got tired of sitting down, that’s all!

…. Looking at you like this, you’re the little one, Shitty DJ

Faith: Now try looking at your own body

Junior as Keith: Geh…

I won’t let that get me down. I’ve still got plenty of room to grow….

Oh yeah, that’s right! There’s something I’ve just gotta try while I’ve got control of Keith’s body

Keith as Junior: Hah?

Junior as Keith: Hmmmmm…. Like this!?

[Junior activates Keith’s ability]

Junior as Keith: Uwoooahh, amazing! It’s floating! It’s really floating!

Dino: Ah, nice! I’ve totally always wanted to try out Keith’s ability too～ ♪ 

Keith as Junior: Oi, don’t overdo it, yer not used to it…. You might break somethin’, y’know?

Faith: For all your griping, you sure look like you’re having fun

Junior as Keith: Sooo much fun! This is great! You’ve been holding out on us, Keith!

Keith as Junior: Tch, damn spoiled brat….

[Phone rings]

Keith as Junior: Oup… There we go, finally. It’s from the Research Department

Yo, it’s me… The voice belongs to Junior, but it’s Keith. Yeah, yup…. Huh? Noo….. Oi, wait….. Eh!?

Junior as Keith: …What is it?

Keith as Junior: Nono, wait just a second here! No way I’m just gonna accept somethin’ like that lyin’ down!?

….. They hung up

Dino: Wh-what did they say….?

Keith as Junior: I don’t…. really get it….. I don’t really get it, but…. They said it’s an extremely unique case, and it looks like it’ll take 500 million years to resolve….

Junior as Keith: Huh…..

[Faith & Junior’s room]

Junior: FIVE HUNDRED MILLION YEARS!!!??

Faith: Hey! Ochibi-chan, what’s the matter!?

[Door opens]

Dino: What’s wrong!?

Junior: ….Eh? A dream?

Keith: Oi oi, keep it down～. It’s first thing in the morning….

Junior: Uwoh!?

Keith: ….What?

Junior: There he is… The shitty mentor pushing 30

Keith: Haah?

Junior: I’m really definitely never giving back your booze or your cigarettes! You’re gonna stop them both right now! Take better care of your damn health!!

Keith: Wh-What the hell…..???

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