KIROKAZE
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Sade Olutola
blake kathryn
@theartofmadeline
if i look back, i am lost
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macklin celebrini has autism
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
Xuebing Du
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@beyondthesunrise
do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
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Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it
I have never exhibited a behavior
There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2025. But in case someone needs to hear this... it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.
So I asked for one good thing to happen last night when I was in a really rough mood and I was hoping for anything, even something small, but instead...
I'm getting T today and it was fully covered by insurance!!!!!!!!!
HI MY NAME IS ELIJAH AND IM ONE DAY ON TESTOSTERONE!!!
Lol I forgot to mention that when my dad got home and handed me my prescription, he said "Here's your toblerone" 😅
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That’s why, this Pride, I’m partnering with the Bechdel Funeral Home
hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
"Um the lockdowns didnt work" no moron they didnt happen
"Masks didnt work" you didnt wear one
RIP king
[Image description: Two photos of David Lynch, appearing to be shots from an older video as evidence by the film quality, showing Lynch sat on a couch, surrounded by five Woody Woodpecker plush toys. He speaks to the camera, with the captions below him reading "We're all very happy to be here tonight. Um, first of all, I'd like to introduce my boys." End description.]
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
shout out to music. sound is crazy
Defund the bumbling police.
[Image description: A screenshot of a quote retweet and a reply. The original quoted tweet, from @.kaitlancollins reads "News -- @JohnMillerCNN says police have found the suspect's backpack during their second search of Central Park tonight. It was near the merry-go-round." The retweet, from @.kenklippenstein, reads "It took NYPD three days to find the backpack left within walking distance of the shooting".
@.taliaotg replies "I'm so glad our libraries and schools and parks are being defunded so the guys behind the world's third largest army in a surveillance state can chronically fumble massive cases while shooting people on the subway over $2.90." End description.]
accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"
beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen
