Pug Smuggler

I taste blood for some reason lmao

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

fuck it up Beverly!!

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year?

op where’s the other two

are you sure you’re ready? i don’t think you are

Yes we are.

WHERE’S THE MOST DISTRESSING ONE OP

they protected us

God stepped in

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

Have you ever had a condom stuck in your vagina?

Yes…

Can you imagine a nigga is deep in it, raw cuz yall been fuckin for a minute, and he pulls out and throws a piece of condom on ya stomach and walks out the door!!! I still cant believe that shit happened to me!

LOL What??

The nigga i dont use condoms with basically stroked a piece of condom that got stuck from another nigga out of me!

BRUHHHHHHH

Lmao WHAT THE FUCK

This happened to one of my friends. Didn’t get stroked out but it came out days later

So like, y’all pussy’s don’t stink? Yeast infections? Irritation? But let’s go back to the most important thing: so y’all don’t notice a nigga going in with a condom and coming out without one on??? 😒🤔

^^^^ right? I’ve never heard of this shit until now lmao

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

GO OFF LIL BEEFY

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