mando stan

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it's nothing, go back to bed

for a while i could never find this post and straight up thought i hallucinated it

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

holy shit

The original Stargate movie amuses me because the writers looked at their glasses-wearing nerd with allergies and went “you need a cute love interest”, and then they looked at their grim, strong-jawed soldier and went “you need an unruly pack of teenage boys who have imprinted on you like baby ducklings despite only being able to communicate with you through mime”, and do you know what? They were 100% correct.

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

I just sent this to my husband and his response was “you can’t put a price on that” uh, yeah you can, they just did. 🙄

i remember the blissful 14 months when me and my friend shared a nanny, and coming back into the living room to find she had spontaneously tidied up the extreme chaos. That must be what it’s like, being a man, that you can just walk away from some mess to get ready for work, and when you come back somebody else has dealt with it without any physical or mental effort from you. 

I think about this essay all the time

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head