a goddess in the making

welcome new pinned post i need everyone to see my lace #mylace

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

phineas and ferb heritage post

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

Welcome to a scary day I might be laid off once I clock in today wish me luck I’ll be safe 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

I still have a job but 7 of my coworkers don’t 🙃

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"