MY GOD THINKS MY JOKES ARE FUNNY!!

twink ate all my pretzels so i threw it off a cliff like a harpoon and it actualy inbedded on the other side of the cliff and now im kinda mad i didnt tye a rope to its feet

really seriously sick and tired of people complaining about "ai voice" like you guys know computer generated and speech synthesis voices are how a lot of nonverbal disabled people communicate right? like that's just how we sound. "tiktok ai voice" is how real people sound when they talk in everyday life. like literally that specific one, whichever one you're complaining about, is the specific voice a large number of real disabled people use to talk. complaining about it or barring people who communicate that way from participating in creative projects because it's "ai" or hanging up the phone on people with "ai voice" is literally just plain ableism

i do also think people who have a problem with "ai voices" should look up old school computer generated speech and play a section of text with it, and then imagine trying to communicate everything you say forever like that. it is not understandable. if you are nonverbal and you want to be understood with a speech generating device you have to use speech synthesis voices and they are a massive improvement in the quality of life for nonverbal disabled people. computers being able to replicate human speech is a good thing. it is needed for people who cannot speak, and it is needed for people who cannot see a computer screen. it is necessary tech. it just is.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

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