MY GOD THINKS MY JOKES ARE FUNNY!!

I just made one point three billion dollars on polymarket correctly predicting how many ants would be born today

you can tell who on your tl is following soccer rn because they're posting like their life is over

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

If we had more, maybe it would be easier to get the shitty ones fucking replaced. The board isn't going to do much to the only endocrinologist in the state who takes Medicaid, you know? But if there were more than, idk, maybe 5? Maybe then?

#mywater

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.