Arson's kinda overrated

obsessed w this person in the replies

Happy 24-6-01!

And then 20-somethings with an internet connection will willfully unlearn this and post comments like "why is op saying 'everyone enjoy an orange today!'? I'm actually allergic to oranges and I dont like apples or bananas and I dont really want any fruit plus im not hungry right now and I dont have time or money to go buy groceries or transport to get there and the store is closed because its Christmas day plus there's a big hurricane so I dont really understand? Op this doesnt apply to me I dont get it? You need to apologize for trying to hurt me with this. I could have died. Why didn't you say something true about me instead?" and then they expect not to be told to shut the fuck up.

("a math person" is a large term. If you enjoy math in any capacity, it doesn't matter if you are highschool student, a grad student, a hobbyist, a tenure-track professor if they still make those, or anything, as long as you enjoy math, you count!)

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

#mygrandfathercock

Tnhk

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)