So Says The Maiden

*Zac Oyama in a Elvis adjacent voice* I miss mah son

chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.

guys this is how we got pregnant shrek, be careful

Love all the things that can cause somebody to shake. Like, almost anything can. Dehydration, overexertion, stress, fear, sleep deprivation, nausea, medication, pain, etc. etc. etc… “the human body just produces mucus for anything,” sure, but the human body also seems to love shaking like a leaf for anything. Sometimes for literally nothing. And unlike mucus it can’t even pretend to be helpful LOL

Oh you want more energy? What did you do with the energy I gave you? You turned it into shaking like a Chihuahua didn't you?

So i checked it out in case it was something that did sneak into my subconscious, but I've never read it so I'm really happy. I kudosed and confirmed it was my first time, but I'm so happy I don't have to just hallucinate it on my own. There are words!

I'm so glad you got to check it out! If we both come to the same conclusion separately it must be true <3

So i checked it out in case it was something that did sneak into my subconscious, but I've never read it so I'm really happy. I kudosed and confirmed it was my first time, but I'm so happy I don't have to just hallucinate it on my own. There are words!

Lol I'm glad you got to check it out! If we all come to this conclusion separately it must be true <3

Ccod is the yuri season no matter what happens between hj and lavonte, we are yet to meet a straight woman in purpee

It's her. Madelaine. The gay agenda.

My mood? Sam Reich, on the floor, laughing and forgetting to host after Ally said "its crazy that theyre making you apologize" to Lou

Phil said some wild stuff, man

Someone stretched him out :(