Work In Progress

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When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

She does stunts like that all the time to promote her shop, including bouncing on a ball over big obstacles, doing cartwheels, jumping off furniture and piers, and fucking chasing down a car in even higher heels. I don't know her story, but I'm willing to bet she was a gymnastics pro before she opened up shop.

I see she's levelled up.

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.