this is a wicked cool spinning top, judas

ive never had a stye before until this morning this shit sucks how do you live this way

I hope I die

guess who’s back

as you get older, you start realizing that you are not always right and there’s a lot of things you could have handled better and many situations where you could have been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

Mafia guy who only goes down on women so he can steal the copper IUD wiring

It's too bad Mad Men was never a Big Tumblr Show because Pete Campbell was made to be a pathetic man blorbo for Tumblr girlies. You'd all be calling him your Glorp Shitto and talking about how much you want to put him in a blender or a pinball machine. I guess it'll just have to be me and a few of my distinguished mutuals to keep the love alive until the rest of you go diving on AMC+

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous