eat pussies not animals

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke

Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING

Police need to be held accountable for their actions.

People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

It wasn’t even his house

me: *is bitter but is also right*

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now 

this ^^^^

I dare you to not reblog this.

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

ok NOW it’s in character and i want to see this

Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day

I wanna be in love but also yikes

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

i literally hate american college alcoholism culture so much lmao, it’s such a hard thing to get away from like… the excessive binge drinking is one thing that needs to be unpacked but also the fact that when i told my aunt who got out of college a couple years ago that i don’t really drink that much and she asked me how i have fun if i don’t go out and get shitfaced every weekend.  like she literally didn’t know how it could be possible to have fun without constantly being drunk.  or the fact that my friends will joke about or sometimes actually do this fun thing where they drink to “numb the pain” of something like a failed exam or football game gone wrong.  the fact that im a buzzkill if im not drinking at a party, and that all the “fun” girls are wasted to the point of confusion so that they will be easier to take advantage of.  like maybe it’s just because i have alcoholism in my family and i know the signs and they make me sick, but to see everyone doing these things all the time and acting like its normal to go on 3 day benders once a week and get so drunk they don’t remember what happened and then to be shamed for not wanting to participate in a clearly toxic pattern of behaviors is just… beyond frustrating and disgusting.  the longer im here the longer i wish i could move on from all this because it’s sickening to see peers develop a dependence on alcohol or go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning and then just act like it’s all part of the ~experience~ of going to an american university.  it shouldn’t be. it’s fucked up and im so sick of it