You Should Put Your Seatbelt On!

vampires :)

Okay but I love how like nervous/excited they all are for it !

the only human being that rosalie really loved was princess diana, i have no proof but no doubts

“edward,” said Aro, slowly rising from his throne. “we’ve been expecting you” He heely’s over to him. “that was sick, sir” said Caius from his seat

Can’t stop thinking about the fact the first time I was ever Rick rolled was because I thought I could watch twilight on YouTube for free

tbh if i was Bella i would’ve blackmailed Edward like you want my silence about your weirdass behavior pay up isn’t he like super rich she could’ve owned her own bookstore by week 3 in Forks smh missed opportunity Bella

“Oh so you’re a vampire? Damn homie that’s crazy give me 100,000 dollars.”

Edward goes bald from stress because he’s so worried that the rest of the cullens will make fun of him

Baldward Cullen

going to the cullens’ house with a flamethrower y’all need anything

wealth redistribution

Okay forget the Die Hard debate, the real question is: Is Breaking Dawn Pt II a Christmas movie?

Baby is born under impossible circumstances then baby is adored by some and feared/unwanted by others. People congregate in defense and borderline worship of baby, but ruling powers want to get rid of baby….. chaos ensues. Breaking dawn is literally a birth of Christ AU