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guys I’m 21 in just over a month and I just realised that if I do end up as a vampire, I will be a scorpio for eternity. no thanks. absolutely not. let me die in peace and reincarnate as a libra or a leo pls

cultens

it’s just hit me that I’ll be turning 21. currently having a quarter life crisis. I am getting old

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I’m 23 this year how do I slap past me

#eternalcullens

almost fell over in this forest at my uni campus like Bella in new moon

#eternalcullens #why am I like this

who else did those vampire spells on YouTube back in 2012-2014 because I wanna know who shared my trauma in that

#eternalcullens #I was lowkey convinced they worked when I was 13

It’s 2023 and I’m still obsessed with twilight, looking through Pinterest boards to find bella swan fits to wear to uni lectures and strongly craving a twilight marathon rn but I have to be awake at 9am and it’s 1:09am rn. Should I have a twilight marathon tmr besties

#eternalcullens

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stregoni-benefici

look at us, doing our degrees, having jobs, twilight fandom all grown up, but one thing remains the same: we all go feral when the full moon turns white that's when I'll come home…

funnytwittertweets

cultens

nah that’s just edward cullen

#eternalcullens

Once I had a dream that a vampire bit me and I woke up the next morning with my window wide open and a small mark on my neck. That was three years ago and I haven’t aged since. Currently wondering if I am actually a vampire

#eternalcullens

if vampirism was commonly known and accepted in the twiverse Esme would 100% open up a cafe for vampires called “the blood bank” and make all sorts of food and drink concoctions. Imagine Edward going in and being like “hi can I get a blood latte extra blood pls thanks”

#eternalcullens #there would 100% be a deer blend or bear blend and the bear blend would be one dollar extra #sometimes I wonder where these thoughts come from and I’m impressed with myself but also mildly concerned

If I were a vampire I would eat human food out of spite. Wdym I can’t taste it? I would eat it so many times that I would make myself taste it. Imagine being a vampire and you couldn’t even taste food anymore. Well not me, I’ll make myself taste it.

#eternalcullens

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me at 3am just lying in bed and staring at the ceiling for absolutely no reason

cultens

still me lying in bed at 3am but because I will be 22 in five days and I’m having an existential crisis

#live laugh love #eternalcullens

cultens

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

therulerofallpotatos

Carlisle was 23 tho and he can convince people he's a seasoned surgeon

cultens

yk what I want to be 30 for eternity now

therulerofallpotatos

There ya go

cultens

this is Edward pulling up to every function knowing he’s fr about to drain the happiness out of everything within a 10 mile radius

#okay but this was one of the most iconic moments in the saga #also this gif is me when I turn 30 thriving as I am hot and 30 forever as a vampire #and also I can be a hot vampire milf which is my number one dream in life

cultens

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

therulerofallpotatos

Carlisle was 23 tho and he can convince people he's a seasoned surgeon

cultens

yk what I want to be 30 for eternity now

#hopefully the universe will bless me with this #pls

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

#eternalcullens

eebie

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

cultens

edward in new moon

#eternalcullens

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real-time-twilight

Pouring one out for our girl Bella Swan, who, at this hour, on this night in 2005 was laying curled up in the fetal position on the forest floor in a catatonic state.

Here's lookin' at you, Bella 🥃

every now and then this cursed photo I edited at 2am comes up on my phone’s featured photos. very much wondering the mental state I was in when I made this

#eternalcullens #i like to call this ‘aroplane’

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